Tuesday, January 31, 2006

"Paradise Now"




"Paradise Now" was nominated for an Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film this morning. The film which "humanizes" the lives of two Palestinian suicide bombers about to engage in a terrorist attack in Israel opened to glowing reviews (see reviews). The New York Times said it “accomplishes the tricky feat of humanising the suicide bombers depicted in the film.” The paper dubbed the film "a taut, ingeniously calculated thriller."

It recently won the Golden Globe award for Best Foreign Language Film. The award was presented to its Palestinian director by actress Sarah Jessica Parker (who, like her husband, actor Matthew Broderick, has a Jewish mother and a non-Jewish father).

This morning the film was nominated for an Oscar in the same category. Also nominated for an Oscar for best picture was, of course, "Munich." That makes two Oscar nominated films that sympathetically portray terrorists. Am I missing something here? How would we react to a film that attempted to "humanize" the lives of the 9/11 terrorists? With Golden Globes? Oscars?

Think I'll put my money on "Brokeback Mountain" although I happen to think that the best movie of last year was "Crash" which also received an Oscar nomination for Best Picture.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy

It seems that the movie "BrokeBack Mountain" has spawned a wave of gay cowboy humor. For example, David Letterman has his

Top 10 Signs You Are a Gay Cowboy
10. Your saddle is Versace.
9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men
8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'.
7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia!
6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower.
5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men.
4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.
3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea.
2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.
1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse.

Conan O'Brien has quiped: "Today, the controversial new movie Brokeback Mountain opens, about two gay cowboys. Apparently, you can tell the characters are gay because they're dressed like cowboys."

And, of course, Jay Leno:
"Hey, just a week to go until Elton John's wedding. You know where Elton's honeymooning? Brokeback Mountain."

It seems this bodes well for the movie's Oscar chances. As one pundit put it: "Heard any good 'Munich' jokes lately?"

Top Gun even receives a Brokeback makeover as Tom Cruise gazes longingly at his wing man in Brokeback Squadron.

For more, Click here.

Friday, January 27, 2006

More Hamas "Victory"

Check out the "Mother of Martyrs (see post just below) here.

And, on a lighter note, Jon Stewart's take on the Hamas victory is here.

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Hamas "Victory" - - The Will Of The People



"Mother of Martyrs" (on left) is going to Palestinian Parliament

Tehila Maoz (on right), 18 year old victim of Hamas suicide bomber at Jerusalem pizza restaurant in 2001.



Hamas, whose stated goal is to "remove Israel from the map" and to establish an Islamic theocracy in the area that is currently Israel, the West Bank, and the Gaza strip, has won the first parliamentary elections in the Palestinian territories in ten years. Hamas is officially listed as a terrorist group by the European Union, Canada, the United States, and Israel, and its suicide attacks targeting Israeli civilians and other human rights abuses have been condemned by the United Nations Commission on Human Rights, Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch. It is well-known for suicide bombings against civilians in busy urban areas in Israel for which it has repeatedly claimed responsibility and for which it makes generous payments to the families of suicide bombers.

Since Sept. 2000, Hamas has carried out thousands of terror attacks, killing 425 Israelis and wounding 2,233 others. During the past 12 years, Hamas has been responsible for sending 113 suicide bombers into Israel. Some of Hamas' more recent activities:

June 1, 2001: Hamas suicide bomber blows up outside Tel Aviv disco, killing 21. Most of the victims were teenagers from the former Soviet Union.
Aug. 9, 2001: Hamas suicide bomber blows up Jerusalem restaurant, killing 15, including 18 year old Tehila Maoz (pictured above).
March 27, 2002: Hamas bomber blows up Netanya hotel, killing 29. This was the infamous Passover attack that occured during the traditional meal marking the start of Passover.

These are the folks the Palestinians have just voted into power. Indeed, one of the Hamas members elected to Parliament, Umm Nidal (pictured above), known as the "mother of martyrs," sent three of her six sons on suicide terrorist missions and can be seen on a video advising one son on tactics for attacking a Jewish settlement.

The Hamas Covenant (Article 7) contains the following:
"The Day of Judgment will not come about until Moslems fight the Jews (killing the Jews), when the Jew will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O Moslems, O Abdulla, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him."

The Palestinians are the same people who rejected a two-state solution (one Jewish, one Palestinian) in 1948, 1967, 1973, and 2000. See my previous post on the history of the conflict. In perhaps the most democratic elections ever held in an Arab political entity, the Palestinian people has chosen an unabashed terrorist organization for its government. A government which supports suicide bombers and whose stated goal is the destruction of Israel. Perhaps they are trying to telling us something. You think?

As I write this, the election results are just now coming in. I expect that starting tomorrow we will begin to see editorials and commentaries saying that Hamas does not really mean what is says, that now that it is in power it will have to moderate its ways, that somehow this is really a "good thing" for the "peace process," blah, blah, blah. Already tonight, the U.N. envoy to the Middle East Alvaro de Soto sweeps Hamas' long history of terrorism and unchanged goals under the rug, "Let's judge the participants in the government by what they do, not by what they have said in the past."

My reaction. The previous government of Arafat's Fatah party was corrupt and claimed to be powerless to stop Hamas' terrorist tactics. Now there will be no more excuses. And (if there ever was any doubt before), the goals of the Palestinians - - which have not changed since 1948 - - are manifest.

I have a feeling what Israel's reaction will be. With its own elections upcoming on March 28, it will say: "Ok, we'll see your Hamas and raise you one Netanyahu."

I just hope Israel builds its security wall a little bit higher....
For more on Hamas, click here. For more on the Israeli victims of terror generally, see this Memorial Site. If you do nothing else today, spend a few moments on this unbelievably touching memorial site and click on some of the names of the victims to pay tribute to their lives.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Krauthammer on "Munich"

In today's Washington Post, Charles Krauthammer, the finest columnist writing today on any subject, published his analysis of Steven Spielberg's "Munich." I think the best part of what Krauthammer says, and what I had been trying to put my finger on about the movie, is this:

"Munich, the massacre, had only modest success in launching the Palestinian cause with the blood of 11 Jews. "Munich," the movie, has now made that success complete 33 years later. No longer is it crude, grainy TV propaganda. "Munich" now enjoys high cinematic production values and the imprimatur of Steven Spielberg, no less, carrying the original terrorists' intended message to every theater in the world."

I think that's the point that disturbs me. Spielberg, a Jew, attempts to re-argue the terrorists' case in a much better manner than the original terrorists were able to do. In so doing, he furthers their cause and dishonors the Israeli victims. Krauthammer's article is copied in full below.

But first, a few preliminary remarks. Bear with me a moment.

People have asked me why I care so much about this. Lots of reasons I suppose. But I think it goes back to basics. What is the fifth commandment? Right up there before "thou shall not kill" or steal or "covet thy neighbor's ass." It's "Honor thy Father and Mother." That's what I think it's about. I'll explain.

As a lawyer, I like to think that most things are subject to reason. Again, as the good book and LBJ always used to say: "come let us reason together." Thus, if you lay out a good case, they will follow. However, I have found over the years that this simply is not the case in the case of Israel. People tend to have very set views on the subject regardless of reason or facts. I have repeatedly tried to lay out the facts on this issue - - the basics of which which are not really in dispute - - for friend and foe alike to no avail.

For example, last week I had lunch with a friend and colleague. Very nice guy. Jewish. Very, very smart. This guy reads Henry James for fun. We chatted about "Munich." He brought it up. He's liberal so he mouthed the usual platitudes about "the legitimate rights of the Palestinian people," etc. So I laid it out for him. Just as I had for so many others. The basics:

1. Palestine had been part of the Ottoman Empire for about 400 years until that entity was dissolved after the first World War. It then became a part of the British protectorate. In the Balfour Declaration of 1917, the Jews were promised a "homeland" in this territory. In 1920, the vast majority of this land was taken away and became Jordan, the first Palestinian state.

2. In 1948, the United Nations, which had inherited the British protectorate, decided to divide the remaining land into two separate states, the promised Jewish homeland on a sliver of land on the Mediterranean Sea and a second Palestinian state in the West Bank. Israel agreed to this compromise. The Arabs, including the Palestinians, did not. They all invaded Israel trying to drive the Jews into the sea. They failed.

3. In 1967, Israel, threatened with invasion and extinction by its Arab neighbors, fought back and won the Six Day War. At that time, it took over the West Bank, Gaza and Sinai (later, when Egypt offered peace, Israel promptly returned the Sinai).

4. In 1973, Israel was again attacked by its Arab neighbors by surprise on Yom Kippur and was within days of losing the war and extermination when General Ariel Sharon (yes, that Ariel Sharon) brilliantly turned the tide, encircled the Egyptian army, and won the war for Israel.

5. In 2000, at Camp David, Israel offered the Palestinians 97% of the territories it had "occupied" since 1967 (the same land the Arabs had controlled from 1948-1967) to create the second Palestinian state on the West Bank and Gaza. Yasser Arafat rejected the offer and began a campaign of terror and suicide bombings.

6. Realizing that the Palestinians have no intention of ever accepting a "two-state" solution to the problem, Israel (via now Prime Minister Sharon) determined upon a strategy of "unilateral" disengagement, withdrawing from Gaza and planning of leaving most of the West State (creating a second Palestinian state in approximately 93% of the "occupied" territories) with a wall of separation designed to ensure Israel's security.

Now these are just facts. You can look it up in the brilliant book by Professor Alan Dershowitz The Case for Israel. (which, by the way, contains two excellent chapters bearing on the thesis of the "Munich" film, one titled "Is Terrorism Merely Part of a Cycle of Violence?" and another titled "Is There Moral Equivalence Between Palestinian Terrorists and Israeli Responses?"). As an aside, I think I have purchased about 10 copies of that book and given it to friends and family, none of whom I believe actually read the book, underscoring my belief that facts are irrelevant to this discussion. However, you can purchase the book at the above link or, if you'd like, let me know, and I'll buy you a copy.

So I explained all this to my very smart Jewish friend. What amazed me was that he knew none of this. Zero. Zip. Had no idea that the Arabs had been in control of the West Bank and Gaza for 20 years and could have created a Palestinian state at any time during those years but did not want to do so. Had no clue that three times in our own lifetime (1948, 1967, 1973), the Jewish people in Israel had come within days of being wiped out while the world sat by and watched once again (we're not talking ancient history in the Holocaust here but events we actually lived through).

But what amazed me even more is that after I had laid out these facts, he didn't really care. He just picked up with where he left off about the "legitimate rights of the Palestinian people" and such nonsense as "when you make people wait in long lines at check points they become "desperate" and that naturally leads them to become suicide bombers, etc."
The conversation only underscored what I have long known. This discussion is not about the facts and reason will not prevail. There are deep psychological motives driving peoples' view on this subject. For many young people, it is about being accepted by their peers who generally take an anti-Israel line. For people of my generation, I believe it is about their relationship with their fathers. There are many, like my friend, who were so embarrassed by their immigrant fathers and grandfathers, that they have spent most of their lives trying to distance themselves from their heritage so the bullies in high school won't beat them up for being Jewish (reportedly an injury suffered by a young Steven Spielberg growing up in Phoenix).

This leads to such insane arguments as that once offered by my younger brother who contended that the second intifada in Israel which was initiated by Arafat after he rejected Israel's offer at Camp David, actually was caused by Ariel Sharon's (the same) visit to the Temple Mount in Jerusalem in 2000. Reminds me of the attitude of the frightened, self-hating diaspora Jew which is characterized by the somewhat sick joke of the Jews standing in line for the gas chamber and when one protests about their fate, another one cautions, "don't make trouble."
In any event, I realize that facts, arguments, reasoning don't make much difference in this debate. It is emotional. It is about "honoring your fathers and your mothers." That's why I continue to do it. To honor my father and my mother, my ancestors, my heritage.

Although I often despair at the attitude of my fellow American Jews, including some family and good friends, I'm comforted in knowing that Israel's security does not depend upon me or my friends or my family. It depends upon Israel. Israeli was founded on the concept that Jews stand alone and if they don't take care of themselves, nobody else will. That is why I am glad to see that Israel is finally taking the steps it should have taken long ago by itself creating a second Palestinian state behind a secure wall of separation. (In my view, Israel's only mistake is that it should have formally annexed the "occupied" territories it conquered in 1967. That's what normal countries do after they win a war. They take over the area they won and refuges are absorbed into other countries. It's been happening like that since forever. Israel, being made up of good-hearted liberal Jews, thought it could negotiate "peace" in return for the territories, so it did not do so at the time).

As I write this, Israeli Prime Minister Sharon (the same) lies hospitalized from his recent near fatal second stroke. May he recover and be well. However, whether it is Sharon or a successor, the process of unilateral disengagement will continue. It is the only way. Let the Arabs have another yet another state in the Middle East (I believe that would make 23 Arab states, including two for Palestinians). Zee gezunt. But they cannot go on indiscriminately murdering Jewish men, women, and children. Never again.

Oh yes, Krauthammer's article:

'Munich,' the Travesty
By Charles Krauthammer
The Washington Post
Friday, January 13, 2006; Page A21

If Steven Spielberg had made a fictional movie about the psychological disintegration of a revenge assassin, that would have been fine. Instead, he decided to call this fiction "Munich" and root it in a historical event: the 1972 massacre by Palestinian terrorists of 11 Israeli athletes at the Olympic Games. Once you've done that -- evoked the killing of innocents who, but for Palestinian murderers, would today be not much older than Spielberg himself -- you have an obligation to get the story right and not to use the victims as props for any political agenda, let alone for the political agenda of those who killed them.
The only true part of the story is the few minutes spent on the massacre. The rest is invention, as Spielberg delicately puts it in the opening credits, "inspired by real events."

By real events? Rubbish. Inspired by Tony Kushner's belief (he co-wrote the screenplay) that the founding of Israel was a "historical, moral, political calamity" for the Jewish people.
It is an axiom of filmmaking that you can only care about a character you know. In "Munich," the Israeli athletes are not only theatrical but historical extras, stick figures. Spielberg dutifully gives us their names -- Spielberg's List -- and nothing more: no history, no context, no relationships, nothing. They are there to die.
The Palestinians who plan the massacre and are hunted down by Israel are given -- with the concision of the gifted cinematic craftsman -- texture, humanity, depth, history. The first Palestinian we meet is the erudite translator of poetry giving a public reading, then acting kindly toward an Italian shopkeeper -- before he is shot in cold blood by Jews.
Then there is the elderly PLO member who dotes on his 7-year-old daughter before being blown to bits. Not one of these plotters is ever shown plotting Munich, or any other atrocity for that matter. They are shown in the full flower of their humanity, savagely extinguished by Jews.
But the most shocking Israeli brutality involves the Dutch prostitute -- apolitical, beautiful, pathetic -- shot to death, naked, of course, by the now half-crazed Israelis settling private business. The Israeli way, I suppose.
Even more egregious than the manipulation by character is the propaganda by dialogue. The Palestinian case is made forthrightly: The Jews stole our land and we're going to kill any Israeli we can to get it back. Those who are supposedly making the Israeli case say . . . the same thing. The hero's mother, the pitiless committed Zionist, says: We needed the refuge. We seized it. Whatever it takes to secure it. Then she ticks off members of their family lost in the Holocaust.
Spielberg makes the Holocaust the engine of Zionism and its justification. Which, of course, is the Palestinian narrative. Indeed, it is the classic narrative for anti-Zionists, most recently the president of Iran, who says that Israel should be wiped off the map. And why not? If Israel is nothing more than Europe's guilt trip for the Holocaust, then why should Muslims have to suffer a Jewish state in their midst?
It takes a Hollywood ignoramus to give flesh to the argument of a radical anti-Semitic Iranian. Jewish history did not begin with Kristallnacht. The first Zionist Congress occurred in 1897. The Jews fought for and received recognition for the right to establish a "Jewish national home in Palestine" from Britain in 1917 and from the League of Nations in 1922, two decades before the Holocaust.
But the Jewish claim is far more ancient. If the Jews were just seeking a nice refuge, why did they choose the malarial swamps and barren sand dunes of 19th-century Palestine? Because Israel was their ancestral home, site of the first two Jewish commonwealths for a thousand years -- long before Arabs, long before Islam, long before the Holocaust. The Roman destructions of 70 A.D and 135 A.D. extinguished Jewish independence but never the Jewish claim and vow to return home. The Jews' miraculous return 2,000 years later was tragic because others had settled in the land and had a legitimate competing claim. Which is why Jews have for three generations offered to partition the house. The Arab response in every generation has been rejection, war and terrorism.
And Munich. Munich, the massacre, had only modest success in launching the Palestinian cause with the blood of 11 Jews. "Munich," the movie, has now made that success complete 33 years later. No longer is it crude, grainy TV propaganda. "Munich" now enjoys high cinematic production values and the imprimatur of Steven Spielberg, no less, carrying the original terrorists' intended message to every theater in the world.
This is hardly surprising, considering that "Munich's" case for the moral bankruptcy of the Israeli cause -- not just the campaign to assassinate Munich's planners but the entire enterprise of Israel itself -- is so thorough that the movie concludes with the lead Mossad assassin, seared by his experience, abandoning Israel forever. Where does the hero resettle? In the only true home for the Jew of conscience, sensitivity and authenticity: Brooklyn.

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